American Horror Story: Roanoke, Chapter 2 Recap

Without further ado, here’s my recap of Chapter 2 of American Horror Story: Roanoke.

Chapter 2 of stupid shit people do in horror movies American Horror Story: Roanoke starts with Shelby (Lily Rabe/Sarah Paulson) still in the woods back in the 1790’s. A human sacrifice is going on and Kathy Bates is taking a leaf out her Misery character days by turning the lowlife thief into the pig man before burning him alive. Lady Gaga looks on like she is ready to devour that bacon boy once he is crisp enough.…

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The Kettering Incident, Season 1, Episode 6, “Roy”

Welcome to my recap of Showcase’s The Kettering Incident. Here’s what went down in Episode 6 (entitled “Roy”).

Episode 6 of The Kettering Incident opens with Anna (Elizabeth Debicki) waking up from a vision involving Gillian (Miranda Bennett). Anna finds herself at the old Sullivan house. Now, remember that dam we keep seeing? It is as empty as an atheist’s soul now. Well, except for Chloe’s (Sianoa Smit-McPhee) ute. That’s right, someone dumped it in the dam up at the place where weird shit is always happening. Except, when Fergus (Henry Nixon) and Dutch (Matthew Le Nevez) turn up, they point out a couple of things, namely that while there are a pile of tire tracks up at the old Sullivan house, none of  them are Chloe’s car leading into the dam. Also, when Dutch finds a letter inside indicating Chloe was the snitch tipping off the greenies, the paper isn’t wet. So her car was placed there after the water was emptied. But, where the fuck did all the water even go?…

Source: The Kettering Incident, Season 1, Episode 6, “Roy”

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Fear the Walking Dead, Season 2, Episode 12, “Pillar of Salt”

It’s time for Episode 12 and Cassidy is feeling a bit snarky because of reasons. So let’s see what happens.

Don’t Look Back…

Things are not going well at the Colony.  For one, Francisco, one of the scouts roaming about outside the walls, decides it’s time to take a powder, so he gets his wife and daughter and heads to the Wall o’ Zombies to gut himself a dead one and do the Nick Trick(tm) on everyone.  They scoot and are on their way to another settlement when the Cartels R Us guys grab them all.  Nope, not a good time…

Source: Fear the Walking Dead, Season 2, Episode 12, “Pillar of Salt”

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The Kettering Incident, Season 1, Episode 5, “The Forest”

Welcome to my recap of Showcase’s The Kettering Incident. Here’s what went down in Episode 5 (entitled “The Forest”).

Episode 5 of The Kettering Incident starts to have that “bringing everything together” vibe even if it just creates more mystery. For starters, Roy’s (Anthony Phelan) version of Anna (Elizabeth Debicki) and Gillian’s (Miranda Bennett) disappearance is brought up. It seems Anna was found at the Old Sullivan’s house. There’s that name again. It seems Lofty (Nathan Spencer) really was there too but when Anna questions him about it, it seems less likely he really should have gone to prison. Besides finally having his retirement party thrown for him, Roy seems to spend a lot of time in this episode sinking into endless shit holes. Like whatever it is up at the Ridge that makes the water bubble and stink. And the possibility he might even be involved in the drug trade. But, as far as why he lied about Lofty and the whole Kettering incident it is because he is actually shit scared of his daughter and the fact that she might have really killed Gillian. Probably the most important thing to take away from Roy’s version of events and Anna’s search to find out the truth is the fact Anna can’t seem to remember a damn thing about it — or her youth…

Source: The Kettering Incident, Season 1, Episode 5, “The Forest”

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American Horror Story: Roanoke, Chapter 1 Recap

So, the thing is, in AHS Roanoke, we get to not only hear about the events, but also watch the reenactments. This is kind of weird as they appear to have chosen older people for the reenactments. But, at least we know Matt (André Holland/Cuba Gooding Jr.) and Shelby (Lily Rabe/Sarah Paulson) lived to talk about their Roanoke nightmare (which also happens to be the name of the doco they are a part of …

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