With that small teaser, here’s what went down in Episode 5 of HBO’s Game of Thrones Season 7.
Team Dragon Queen
So Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) returns happy as shit from annihilating the Lannister army. Jon Snow (Kit Harington) who is looking broody AF while waiting for her manages to cop a feel of her … dragon. Of course, no one mentions dragons are supposed to be fussy about who touches them, but maybe that’s just because Daenerys is starting to look a little unhinged and Jon gets a raven from Bran (Isaac Hempstead Wright) telling him everything is fucked.
You can read my full recap on HBO’s Game of Thrones via The Snarking Dead Recaps.