Okay, American Horror Story, we need to have a chat. I know you said only one person survives Season 6, but, please, could you just kill them all? And in Episode 9 as well? Because I am done with watching Roanoke.
Regardless, here’s my recap of Chapter 8 of American Horror Story: Roanoke.
TL;DR: Not enough people die, another character appears at the end. There is absolutely no reason for this episode other than to compete with other B-grade movies you would rather be watching.
ALSO: I apologise for the shitty screen captures this week. I blame FX for going all Blair Witch on our arses.
So Dominic (Cuba Gooding, Jr.) is losing his shit in Episode 8 of American Horror Story: Roanoke because he saw Agnes (Kathy Bates) get killed and shit just got too real for him. He was supposed to be a star goddammit! Shelby (Lily Rabe), on the other hand, is fluctuating between, “Let’s escape,” and “Oh no, I killed Matt.” During this time, they try to escape the house via the tunnel and meet up with a house full of ghosts. So they backtrack and waste half an hour of my time before Shelby decides to slit her own throat rather than be a part of American Horror Story: Roanoke any longer …